Hey!
This xanga site has been made solely for the purpose of bringing down all the pretentious, annoying posers.
So what exactly is a poser?
A poser is a person who habitually pretends to be something he OR she is not.
Well, for those of you who are wondering who we exactly are?
We are the Glishorflinks. Yes, the name does sound vague. Glished+Short+Pink flowers = Glishorflinks.
P.s: We DO NOT want your opinion on our name. It isnt really your problem =D.
Why are we blogging?
Since
we are social rejects, it is virtually impossible for us to do anything
right. We cant even talk about someone without someone else randomly
coming out of nowhere and assuming we are insulting him/her, for NO
apparent reason. Its not something unusual, considering we face this
kind of stuff at school regularly. The "Popular" girls, try to ruin our
lives as much as they can. Seriously, do we even know them?
How it all began?
Way
back into time, when we were stupid kids in the 4th grade, we and the
"Popular" people at school, used to get along really well, and we
were.. *ahem* besties.[Besties is one of our copyrighted words] Then,
in the 6th grade the disintegration in our unity began. [Sorry for
being geeky. xD] The preppy posers began to unite and the rejects were
now hanging out with the Chameli's.This was in the 7th and 8th grade. [
>.< ] In the 8th grade, the Glishorflinks were popularly known as
the 'D Gang'. Pretty sad. SHRUTI MALVIYA'S IDEA. By now, the Posers,
the POPULAR people had all turned against us. The plotting had started.
Why? Nobody knows. Who was behind it? We will never know..
High School
HELL!
Soap opera.Drama.Unhappiness.
This was exactly when it all really started. The popular people were now looking at us in disgust.Why? We dont know!
The hatred grew.Slowly.But surely.
Do we care? Did we care?
NO.
Then..
*typical sound that comes in movies when something is about to be revealed*
.....
........
The day-before-yesterday happened.
Huma and Nitya Glishorflink [THAAATSS US! =D]
were innocently bitching about someone not EVEN in our school.
An
11th grader came online and asked N.Glishorflink why she had labeled
someone a PEP [ Preppy Ethiopian Poser]. Nitya was like "WHAAAAAAAAA"
=O
*some more music*
He revealed that this other 9th grader. Had told him. that. we labelled her.
*shifty eyes*
WHO LABELED HER? NOBODY KNOWS.
WHO DID WE LABEL?
YOU WILL NEVER KNOW.
Okay.we labelled.ramya.
Im sowwie.
BUT SHE COPIED OUR PROFILES.
THEN.
*more music*
*huma coughs*
She assumed we insulted her and insulted us in her profile.
RANDOM I SAY *in appa reddy tone*
Then we saw it
AND FREAKED. BUT WE WERENT GOING TO SHUTUP. THE GLISHORFLINKS DIDNT WANT TO BE THE INNOCENT RETARDED REJECTS ANYMORE.
*revengeful music*
*huma coughs some more*
*gardener enters room.takes plant. and leaves.*
*thunder.lightening*
and we continue...
we scrap her . on orkut.
of which there is no remnant.
she deleted them.
WHY?
WE KNOW.
BECAUSE WE GAVE HER PADDI FACE. [another copyrighted word]
*drinks coke*
*nitya drinks coke*
*stares disgustedly at chicken bucket*
*nitya stares disgustedly at chicken bucket*
goes on with the story..
and now we are done giving her importance.
*gardeners back.carrying plant in bucket o.O. places it on the exercise cycle.and digs the soil.looks weirdly.leaves*
continues...
SO HELL YEAH
she got paddi-faced.
and she accepted it by deleting the scraps.
she's a poser too.
she copies kinda. our words and stuff.
but WE will never know.
because we havent read her previous profile.
she calls us paris-hilton's.
SEEN OUR FACES AA?
*ahem*
sorry for the vernacular language.
*gardener continues to dig soil*
*we stare at the chicken bucket disgustedly.again*
* we curse easther for the complimentary shit *
We just want to let you know.
THE REJECTS ARE NOT THE REJECTS ANYMORE.
we are the SUPER rejects of PADDI-FACE.
the GLISHORFLINKS
*action music*
*dies laughing*
*continues to look at the gardener and chicken bucket in a disgusted way*
*dies laughing.again.*
End.
Oh yea.
BETTER FAT THAN BULIMIC.
EAT.POSER.EAT.
P.P.S: calling someone ethiopian is not being racist. go improve ur general knowledge about the country.
and if u hate us...
"whtever..bah..chuk it"
xD
ROFL!
no the floor wont crack.im not as talented as someone we all know.xDxDxD
*looks at the gardener disgustedly*
*gardener looks at his watch*
*we look at chicken bucket*
*colonel sanders smiles at us*
* sticks tongue out at colonel sanders*
and we go on with our lives..
always remember kids,
*doesnt know why she said kids*
EAT.EAT.EAT.
THE FLOOR WONT CRACK WHEN U LAUGH.UNLESS UR ABNORMAL.
-
Inanimate masses of bleh a.k.a H.Glishorflink a.k.a Globby lump of wax
and N.Glishorflink a.k.a boring girl whose face is half covered with
boredom.
NOW TELL ME WHO GOT PADDI FACE!
*evil grin*
*laughs maniacally*
*Thunder in the background*
*windows shatter*
*gardener leaves*
and we go o n with our lives...
End <3. |